> "Bocs az angolul nem tudóktól, de ez most jött a haverom cégének
> vezetoségétol ( ;-) ):
> 
> From: Head Quarters
> To: All Hungarian Speaking Staff
> Subject: Improper Language Usage
> It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
> office in Hungary that offensive language is commonly used by 
> our Hungarian
> speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is
> highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All
> personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
> 1.. Words like basszameg, a kurva életbe, fasz and other such 
> expressions
> will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic 
> effect, no matter how
> heated a discussion may become.
> 2.. You will not say elbaszta when someone makes a mistake, 
> or leszarták if
> you see someone being reprehended, or szar when a major 
> mistake has been
> made. All forms and derivations of the verb szarni and baszni 
> are utterly
> inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
> 3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
> circumstances will be referred to as faszfej, genya, szarházi or geci.
> 4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as seggfej nor will
> persons who lack initiative be referred to as beszari.
> 5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not 
> to be referred
> to as baromságok.
> 6.. Do not say baszogassa az anyukáját if somebody is 
> persistent; do not add
> bazzzmeg, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
> Furthermore, you must not say elbasztuk (refer to item 2) nor 
> erre rá fogunk
> baszni when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
> 7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say 
> menj a picsába
> nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, mi a 
> faszt akarsz?.
> 8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly 
> industrial
> partners rohadt beszállítók.
> 9.. Do not say menjenek a picsába ezzel a szarral when a 
> relevant project is
> presented to you, nor should you ever answer lófasz a 
> seggedbe when your
> assistance is required.
> 10.. You should never call partner representatives as rohadt 
> dög or barom
> állat.
> 11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed 
> in terms such
> as dögös picsa, köcsög állat or buzi homokos.
> 11.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do 
> not say kitörlöm
> a seggem ezzel a szöveggel!
> Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
> Thank you."